Planet Saving Shopping Bags
Friends, don’t settle for bigoted, polluting plastic bags when you can own sensitive, new age bags (SNABs).
More environmentally friendly than their woven polyester brethren, these gender neutral bags embrace diversity, they care little for race or religion. They ratified the Kyoto Protocol. They’re the most popular bag on Tinder and they never bought a Justin Bieber album.
Use them to change the world. Use them to carry your Nobel Prize or to carry the mobile desalination plant that you invented for the developing world. You can even use them in the shower (or alternatively, hand wash in cold water).
Apparently, some people even plan to use them to carry their shopping! But whatever your transportation motivation these majestic bags will help you achieve bagging excellence.
At just $4 each, being at the forefront of social change has never been more affordable.